With only 16 days to my next trip to Munich, expect a little more Germania than usual around here. I’ve been pacing myself with just a smattering of German literature so far this year. However, I reckon that now is the time for full-scale indulgence. Aldi stocking my favourite German beer is a great aid to the prerequisite training program … and, on a more cerebral note, I have no less than 3 German novels on the go ….
If you’ve been paying attention recently, you’ll have noticed Cathy Dobson’s Planet Germany placed at the top of the current reading widget for a number of weeks. The length of time there, not a negative reflection on the book. It was making me irritable with longing and envy, and so I needed to read it in very short sections for a while. But now that the gloves are off so to speak, I raced through the remaining 3/4’s in just two evenings last week.
After a decade of living in Germany, Cathy and her ex-pat British family finally decided to fully integrate, adopt German tradition and participate fully in its customs. Planet Germany details their (mis)adventures during that year of total immersion in all things Germanic. Chaos rules in Cathy’s rambling farmhouse and converted pigsty as she deals with the manic cocktail of three school-age children, a herd of cats, including one megalomaniac tom, and the multitude of German bylaws. However, for every bylaw imposing Ordnung, such as one that prevents disposal of bottles in a bottle bank during lunchtime and another that imposes a maximum height on pine trees, there is a good excuse for a party: New Year, Karneval (when the whole of Germany dresses up in fancy dress), May Day, St Martin’s Day …..
Woven between the parties, beer and Glühwein, the fabric of German life is observed with the sardonic humour of a benign foreign eye. The madness of the autobahn, the dangers of the slug and the dachshund on the bicycle paths and, of course, gas-generating German cuisine. I think Cathy is just a little unfair in that latter section. However, a little bitterness is understandable given her valiant attempts in serving British food to her German friends. Roast beef and yorkshire pudding, traditional Christmas turkey with all the trimmings both meeting with derision. Nothing compared though to what happened when she tried feeding curry to the Germans. My own faux-pas in this respect was steak and kidney pie. Lots of wrinkled Teutonic noses there! Trifle, too, in my experience generated initial suspicion. Not for long though. In fact, it became the de rigeur dessert at my table once I’d added the secret ingredient - a generous dash of Himbeerschnaps (raspberry schnaps) - to the sponge!)
Many thanks to Cathy for sending me a copy of her book. It brought back many, many memories …. including one of a Fasching (fancy-dress) party in which everyone from the office turned up dressed as me ……… fortunately for the guilty, that was in the era prior to the advent of digital photography!
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You will, of course, have identified Guillermo Martinez’s critically-acclaimed but Lizzy-derided The Oxford Murders. Avoid the book. If you see the film, do let me know just how John Hurt manages to make the lines such as those quoted above entertaining. Nobody’s that good, surely.
ISBN: 0571232914 / 978057123291
Booker-wise the 1990s started well with A.S.Byatt’s Possession - a book I have read twice and loved both times. Despite my disagreement with the author’s stance on the Orange Prize, Possession appears on my personal Best of Booker shortlist. 1992 saw Sacred Hunger
share the prize with The (interminably dull) English Patient. You just know when a book grabs me by the horns and refuses to let go. I have to find myself a 1st edition … the 1st edition of Sacred Hunger is the most expensive second-hand volume in my library. After Paddy Clarke Ha Ha Ha (which I didn’t like), Kelman’s How Late It Was, How Late (which I refuse to read - too many sweary words), 1995 heralded the brilliance of
Pat Barker’s The Ghost Road, a stunning ending to the Regeneration trilogy. (Which reminds me I have yet to see the film.) Last Orders was unfinishable, The God of Small Things moved me to tears but I remember nothing of it now, I enjoyed (!) Amsterdam. The decade ended badly though with Disgrace. I thought it was exactly that! Details elude me now but, after many years of others detailing its brilliance, perhaps I ought to give it a second try.
Lamentably it is also the most recent Booker I have read. Since 2003 there has been no winner of immediate appeal to me. I started listening to an unabridged recording of The Inheritance of Loss a couple of weeks ago. Lots of descriptive phrases but nothing to hold my attention whilst driving. It’s a story that needs to be read in peace and quiet. I shall return to it at a later date.
I have a number of pre-1990’s Bookers in the TBR including The Remains of the Day which I promise myself I shall have read before the official shortlist is announced. It’s a dead cert to appear on the list, isn’t it? Midnight’s Children another, although it will have to win if I’m
to contemplate reading it. The Ground Beneath Her Feet my one, only and last (?) experience with Rushdie. I can’t see the truly unforgettable The Bone People being at all acceptable to modern-day audiences but it may just get the 6th place on my personal list, which currently looks like this:
First the snack or, to serve it better justice, for it is an altogether classier dish, the hors d’oeuvre. Ghost Town - Tales of Manhattan Then and Now is a collection of 3 stories all set in New York City although in different eras and entirely different situations. The Tale of the Gibbet is a death-bed confession of a man still attempting to come to terms with the guilt he feels over his mother’s death during the American War of Independence. Julius tells of the fallout when a young man is separated from his low-class lady-love through the intervention of his disapproving wealthy family. The final story Ground Zero is McGrath’s “obligatory” take on 9/11,
In many ways Trauma is the natural successor of Ghost Town, sharing the contemporary setting, various themes and the anxious psychiatrist. His universe contains a neurotic lover, a troubled mother, a manipulative brother and an absent waistrel father. But at what point does trouble become traumatic? You’d think that the psychiatrist would be capable of recognising and averting. However, doctors are the worst patients and so
Nancy Huston, a bilingual Canadian living in France, won the Prix Femina in 2006. She has since translated her French novel into English and now finds it shortlisted for the 2008 Orange Prize. That Prix Femina augurs well. It’s a French prize judged by a purely female panel …..
Quite by chance I was preparing for my book group, the next title being Tess of the D’Urbervilles. To be honest, I’ve avoided Tess like the plague. I saw the film - the Roman Polanski one - a few years ago and always felt that I couldn’t approach the novel. My blood would boil. Imagine my surprise when I found myself falling asleep … day after day after day …..
As for the question Is Alec a rapist? , I found an excellent essay on this in The Folio Book of Literary Puzzles. If you’re not a Folio Society enthusiast like me, the same essay can be found in John Sutherland’s Was Heathcliffe A Murderer? 









