I found them in Steinau an der Strasse in the grounds of the Grimm brothers’ childhood home.

Unhappy chappies these days, who have issued the following resolution:

We are furious and concerned.  We are protesting against treatment that dishonours dwarves.

We’d been warning her for years – but what does the stupid girl do?

Bites the apple!  But she lands on her feet once more.  Bags herself a royal wedding with all the trimmings.

And what do we get?  We weren’t even invited.  That’s a fact!

But worst of all?  Who will now cook, wash, sew, knit, clean and make our beds?

An offended male union.

(Catch up with other Grimm characters here.)