I found them in Steinau an der Strasse in the grounds of the Grimm brothers’ childhood home.
Unhappy chappies these days, who have issued the following resolution:
We are furious and concerned. We are protesting against treatment that dishonours dwarves.
We’d been warning her for years – but what does the stupid girl do?
Bites the apple! But she lands on her feet once more. Bags herself a royal wedding with all the trimmings.
And what do we get? We weren’t even invited. That’s a fact!
But worst of all? Who will now cook, wash, sew, knit, clean and make our beds?
An offended male union.
(Catch up with other Grimm characters here.)